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Twas the night before Christmas, through the NFC East,

Rivalries renewed on their quest for the Beast .

The standings were packed, with no room to spare,

In hopes that a playoff berth soon would be theirs.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sack dances danced in their heads.

Now Romoís at the helm, with his turned around cap,

Finding Dez on a go route, heís the X Factor, Jack.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my stupor to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like an Eagle,

Meaning I fell flat on my face in a 2011 sequel.

The fans up in Philly were ready for snow

Grown tired of Fake Santa, please Andy, just go.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

I canít tell you, I just downed my third six-pack of beer.

I think thatís Jerry Jones, with a salesmanesque shtick

So slick, could sell land at the North Pole to St. Nick.

No reindeers in sight, had just one backseat driver,

Trying his best to emulate, itís Lilí Dan Snyder!

"No M.Vick! No DeSean! No Eli! Whoís missing?

No Shady! No Osi! Well then whoíll do the... snitching?

To the top of the standings! We bested them all!

Screw you, Mara!" they both screamed while grabbing their... jaws.

But Christmas is a time for joyful celebration,

And Cowboys fans united across cities and nations.

So up to the house-tops the coursers they flew,

To prepare for a clash as true warriors do.

At a strong disadvantage was poor Mr. Snyder,

As Jerry was single-malted and more fried than Ore Ida.

As he drew in his head, and started turning around,

"Iíll match you star for star," pouring another to down.

"Iíll give you Bob Griffin with a knee oh so gimpy,

And take Romo with a line both offensive and wimpy."

Snyder replied, "Well your Demarco canít hold onto the ball"

To which Jerry said, "Youíre covering Dez with DeAngelo Hall!"

"A fools mission youíre on! Dontcha know Iím Jerry?!"

By this time heís so housed his nose lit up like a cherry!

"My coach is a genius, this our fanboys will parrot,

Yours fake-tans til he looks like a fistful of carrots!"

"This rivalryís ours, 62 wins on the shelf,

Itís domination, like S&M, as in in Spite of Myself!"

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

He mightía pissed himself, Ol' Jerry keeps shaking one leg.

"DeMarcus rules," Jerry muttered, "So freakiní awesome,"

Then a tangent, "toleíya I could do it without Jimmy Johnson."

And with that b-line Lilí Danny knew Jerry was drunk,

He tried slyly to retrieve secret weapon from trunk!

But Jerry sprang to clarity, to his team gave a whistle,

Cowboys attacked with the accuracy of heat-seeking missiles.

The Skins are getting knocked out, from playoffs and fight,

"So Merry Christmas, Realm, may you have a good-night



Did you compose that yourself?

Merry Christmas back at you...and stay away from big women!  LOL!

No I can't take credit for this one, I wrote one yrs ago when I was at yahoo. But it is long gone, or I would have edited it.

There are some chubby women in Belize, But I have seen nothing like the pics you sent to me. Old men come here to marry young women. I just date them lol

Merry Christmas everyone!  Unfortunately, I'm traveling to Wisconsin during the day on Sunday, so I'll be catching the game on Sirius XM.  I hope I hear a good call and a good W!  Leggo!

Well guys I'm glad we made it through another year. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Years to all.
El Kabong

Wishing everybody here Happy Holidays, and be safe!

Happy Holidays to everybody and go Cowboys. Loved the night before Christmas.

Merry Chrismas Guys,we got an early present today from the Skins

Heres wishing everybody has a wonderful Christmas  occasion5

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